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Official records, unofficial authority.
DEPARTMENT OF GARMENT AUTHENTICATION
DEAD SHIRTS SOCIETY
DEPARTMENT OF GARMENT AUTHENTICATION
This notice confirms that your one-of-one Dead Shirts Society shirt has been issued its own handmade Certificate of Authenticity.
The small original artwork included with your shirt is the certificate. Each certificate is individually drawn and painted by hand. No two are the same.
All Certificates of Authenticity are recorded in the official Dead Shirts Society online archive.
DSS / COA DIVISION / PRAGUE
HANDMADE CERTIFICATES ISSUED BY THE SOCIETY